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What Were You Listening To In 1985?


 

October 31, 2004 - As the 20 year anniversary countdown has begun for the legendary Vyto B release, Automatic Vaudeville, we unearthed a copy of one of the rare prized original issues that was lost in the Union Pier party cottage for quite some time. This was the music that rocked the beach in the summer of 1985!

1 Year of the Elephant hi lo
2 Porno Stars hi lo
3 Men of Vision Come hi lo
4 Happy hi lo
5 Feminist Kiss hi lo
6 Secret hi lo
7 Tanya hi lo

It is rumored that Vyto B will tour in support of the anniversary of this release.


December 10, 2004 - As expected, the date with Alex thing profiled in our last issue did not go so well and one of our staff members decided, in no uncertain terms, to share his disappointment with the rest of the world.


 

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